In this issue

May 20, 2024

They get knocked down (but they get up again)

LUTON met their fate with pride, humour and the same problems which have haunted them all season.

2 mins

HIGH-FIVE GOODBYE (FOR NOW ANYWAY)

Hayes says she will return if Blues ever need her after clinching fifth title before leaving for USA boss job

1 min

JOSH IS WON OF A KIND

Fans are seeing double with Murphy again as his strikes send Oxford up

2 mins

OVER THE BLUE MOON

Guardiola's singing in the reign

2 mins

GUNS HAV DEFIANCE

Kai winner helps runners-up go out with heads held high

2 mins

GYPSY STING

Usyk finds the inner strength to tame Tyson

2 mins

BY GEORGE, IT'S WEMBER-GLEE

Williams gives Sam's Wolves final shot

2 mins

FANS IN 30-DAY TAY TAY 'DETOX"

Swilties are taking a break from singing star

1 min

Yobbo peacock terrorises town

SQUAWKING BIRD WRECKS SLEEP

1 min

Shaz so bugged by ninja invaders

SWIMMER Sharron Davies said her arm aches from constantly spraying rampaging caterpillars munching their way through her garden.

1 min

CURRY ARGY-BHAJI

Battle over Cockney Ruby Murray name

1 min

SEX GOD JEZZA: I AM A PORKER

But fatties like me are neither lazy nor sickly

1 min

THE GREATESTS

Pep makes history with 4 City titles in row as Klopp quits Liverpool leaving Anfield in tears

1 min

I'LL BE BASIL..|

Cleese eyes Arnold for Lookalikes show

1 min

PO victims given just £900 each POSTMASTERS FACE FURTHER INJUSTICE

VICTIMS of the Post Office scandal are getting as little as £900 in personal injury compensation.

1 min

AI boffin: Let's give everyone free cash!

INCOME CALL AS BOTS NAB OUR JOBS

1 min

You've gotta roll-up with it

NOEL: LEGAL POT COULD FUND NHS

1 min

MoD LOSES £1BILLION TO FRAUD

Con cash would buy dozen jets

1 min

SON OF A GUN!

Mikel has faith despite Art-break of Spurs miss

3 mins

HELL OF FAME

Tyson: It's torture being hounded

2 mins

MAX RAGE

Hamilton block adds to Dutchman's woe

2 mins

MATCH FIX ROW REF FACING BOOT

Held up cup after sending off 3 players

1 min

Rubiales defends his kiss

LUIS Rubiales insists his World Cup kiss with Jenni Hermoso was consensual.

1 min

HAPPY ENDING

'Solution to sticky tape nightmare'

1 min

Titles will be all Ty-ed up

Fury's a belting singer

1 min

POPE'S DOPES

Bishops fooled by `miracles'

1 min

WATER BOSS: I DESERVE £3.2M SALARY

..even though leaks were up by one third

1 min

MONKEYS' TOOLS OF THE TRADE

MONKEYS are catching up with humans by using tools to carry out tasks like digging, cracking nuts and opening tough fruit.

1 min

I'm a trinket man

ELTON'S PILE OF TREASURE

1 min

Rishi rich gets even er.. richer

BIGGLES HITS THE JACKPOT

1 min

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