JOHNNY DUMPED COURTENEY AT COUPLES THERAPY!

SHOCKED Courteney Cox says the trauma of former fiancé Johnny McDaid dumping her hardly a minute into their couples therapy session turned out to be the best thing that ever happened to her!

BOMB-SNIFFING BOWSER BOWS OUT!

TSA dog takes retirement after getting in his licks

LIONEL & LUKE PUT UP DUKES!

Idol frenemies scramble to fill Katy's corner

TOM & BECKHAMS FORGIVE & FORGET

TOP GUN hunk Tom Cruise is back on good terms with the Beckhams after a deep freeze that left him resentful-and sources reveal he's going all out to ensure he's never cast aside again!

HOME ON THE RAGE!

Cowboy Kevin seethes as pal brands his ex

DIVER FIGHTS OFF GIGANTIC GATOR WITH SCREWDRIVER!

Life-or-death battle 50 feet below surface

SIMPSON DID HIMSELF IN!

Dream Team lawyer Dershowitz dishes on deluded client

CARNIE'S INK-CREDIBLE LIFE!

Singer's tats are road map

IT CAME FROM OUTER SPACE!

New bug infesting Space Station is threat to humanity

JEN'S DETERMINED TO SAVE BRITNEY!

Fears repeat of Perry tragedy

IS TAYLOR BATTLING THE BOTTLE?

Fans decode cry for help in new lyrics

SAD SACK MORGAN SCHEMES TO AVOID JAIL IN CHAIR-TOSS

COUNTRY bad boy Morgan Wallen kicked off a private apology tour after being arrested for tossing a chair off a bar rooftop in downtown Nashville!

KNOCKING HER BLOCK OFF!

Tinseltown turns on tacky J.Lo

WORKING GIRL MELANIE IN HOUSEWIVES DUST-UP!

Fears H'wood star will outshine cast

BIBLE-BELTER KANYE IS PORN AGAIN!

Wants to launch X-rated film studio

JUSTIN MOVES OUT TO SAVE MARRIAGE!

But time alone gives The Biebs the heebie-jeebies

TOP GUN TOM'S MUG IS MELTING!

A GING Tom Cruise's obsession with plastic surgery has left him looking haggard ― and sources say he's desperate for more nip/tucks to shore up his falling face!

KILLER ZOMBIE DISEASE COMING FOR HUMANS!

Chronic wasting virus hops from infected deer

THE JOKE'S ON MEGHAN!

Diva duchess is Hollywood laughingstock after new flops

HOT FLASH! DRUG ZAPS MENOPAUSE!

A REVOLUTIONARY new drug may allow women to give menopause a miss!

DYING TO GET SLIM!

Hollywood A-listers' diet drug injections are dance with death

JOHN JABS VIN & ROCK BROMANCE!

GABBY grappler John Cena is putting the squeeze on Vin Diesel and Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson by telling tales about their past feud — and sources say the Fast & Furious frenemies are now bonding over their shared contempt for the Peacemaker star!

KARDASHIAN DAD HELPED O.J.GET AWAY MURDER!

Buried knife & bloody clothes

LONELY REESE HIRES HELP TO FIND A MAN!

WITHERING Reese Witherspoon hasn’t had a lick of luck on the dating scene — even though ex-husband Jim Toth has happily moved on — and sources say she is throwing money at a professional matchmaker to help her get back on the horse!

DEMANDING ANGIE FINDS WORMS IN APPLE DATING

MAN-HUNGRY Angelina Jolie hoped moving to New York would make finding love easier, but she’s derailing her Sex and the City fantasy with a negative attitude and long list of dating demands, spies squeal.

HENPECKED HARRY FINALLY FIGHTS BACK

Has words with domineering wife after humiliating polo match incident

SWIFT SOUAD HATES KELCE!

TAYLOR SWIFT’s besties are worried stiff the goody-goody singer’s serious about saying I do to NFL slobster Travis Kelce and are saying he’s not good enough for her, sources dish.

LIEV'S MIND GETS ERASED

IT’S every actor’s worst nightmare — Liev Schreiber forgot his lines on stage!

DESPERATE HEATHER CALLS IN HER CHIPS!

TINSELTOWN trainwreck Heather Locklear begged T her former co-stars to sign on for a Melrose Place reunion in a desperate bid to jump-start her comatose career, say sources.

GEEZER CLINT GOES TO POT AT ANCIENT 93!

LIVING movie legend Clint Eastwood has always been known for his impeccably coiffed hair and snappy duds, but in a rare recent public appearance, the 93-year-old Oscar winner looks like a homeless old geezer!