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CHEESY FAVRE CALLS ROUGHING THE PASSER!

PRO football legend Brett Favre is trying to duck out of a lawsuit tying him to millions of dollars in misspent welfare money that was intended to help the poor!

ROMANTIC RODGERS TRIES HAIL MARY PASS

LOVESICK jock Aaron Rodgers will gladly sack his NFL career if former fiancée Shailene Woodley takes him back, sources snitch.

JONBENET'S DAD DEMANDS JUSTICE!

Insists new DNA tests will crack 26-year-old cold case murder – but cops are balking

KIM TAKES KANYE TO THE CLEANERS!

Billionaire TV queen gets monthly 2006 in divorce settlement

VALERIE BERTINELLI $2.2M DIVORCE ISA WORTH EVERY DIME!

DELIGHTED Valerie Bertinelli is bragging about being “officially f**king divorced” — but the TV chef is serving up $2.2 million for the pleasure of ditching ex-hubby Tom Vitale!

RACIST CAMILLA UNMASKED!

Royal family crisis as ugly scandal will stop Charles from making her queen

HARD-CASE ROCK IS BIG CANDY-ASS

Buys up store's chocolate bars after pilfering place as kid

THREE'S A CROWD FOR JOEL & WIFE!

Want Uptown ex to get a life

LION CUBS SAVED FROM DOGS OF WAR

FAT-CAT industrialist Andy Sabin splashed $50,000 to rescue four baby lions from war-torn Ukraine, flying the furballs in a luxurious private jet on their way to a sanctuary in Minnesota!

IDAHO COLLEGE KILLER GETS A FREE PASS!

Crime scene tainted by cops will prevent a murder conviction

NASCAR LEGENDS BACK ON TRACK!

Jimmie & Junior ready to go racing

SEX CREEP LAUER AIMS TO PUT KATIE'S BUTT IN A SLING

SEETHING skirt-chaser Matt Lauer is plotting revenge against his former Today cohost Katie Couric for throwing him under the bus in her take-no-prisoners tell-all, tipsters tell The National ENQUIRER.

THOR LOSER CHRIS COMES UP SHORT AFTER ICY SWIM!

HUNKY Chris Hemsworth has been telling pals the hardest challenge he faced while filming his new extreme National Geographic show Limitless was dealing with “extreme shrinkage” after plunging into arctic waters!

FEARS JIHADI ASSASSINS TARGETED PRESIDENT!

EVERY vehicle used in Biden motorcade burst into flames at the SAME TIME!

MILEY'S MOM SNAGS A MAN!

IT LOOKS like Tish Cyrus has mended her Achy Breaky Heart following her divorce from Billy Ray! Miley's mom is now getting hot 'n' heavy with Prison Break star Dominic Purcell!

EX-WIFE KICKS SAND IN ALEX JONES' FACE!

CALLOUS conspiracy monster Alex Jones, who's on the hook for over $1 billion in damages to the families of Sandy Hook school massacre victims, is a deadbeat dad who's stiffing his own child for thousands, according to his angry ex-wife.

SONS BOOT SALLY OUT OF LONELY HEARTS CLUB

HOLLYWOOD veteran Sally Field's three sons are pleading with their Oscar-winning mom to get back into the dating game!

SEX-CHEAT ANCHORS ARE GMA BAD DREAM!

Now Amy Robach & T.J. Holmes have quit their marriages

GWYNETH'S DNA IS CANCER NIGHTMARE

Mom had three surgeries for oral tumors that killed her dad

BABY-CRAZY BRITNEY IS SHOOTING BLANKS!

BABY-HUNGRY Britney Spears is desperate to start a family with boytoy hubby Sam Asghari — but he won’t give in until his bratty bride stops acting like a child herself, sources squeal.

MAULED TIGER AIN'T UP TO SCRATCH!

STILL suffering from a horrific 2021 car crash, hobbled links legend Tiger Woods is privately lobbying PGA officials to allow him to use a cart for tour events, say sources.

BURNOUT LENO RAMS COP CAR — TWICE!

PLUCKY comic Jay Leno charged back to the stage just two weeks after nearly being burned alive.

DUFFY MCCOOKING UP TROUBLE ON B&B

DALLAS alum Patrick Duffy’s recent turn on The Bold and the Beautiful has veteran John McCook worried he’s going to be shown the door, sources tell The National ENQUIRER.

NILES DESTROYS FRASIER'S TV FAMILY!

Why original cast isn’t coming back on sitcom reboot

MEGAN & BRIAN CUSTODY CRISIS!

MAN-KILLER Megan Fox and ex-hubby Brian Austin Green are gearing up for a custody battle over their three sons, say sources.

HOUSEWIFE HILTON DOES ANDY DIRTY!

BUSYBODY Kathy Hilton isn’t content to only hog the camera on The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills.

TATTOOED GARTH'S DIP IN THE INKWELL

STUFFY Garth Brooks swore he’d never get a tattoo — but now he’s all inked up!

HODA'S HIP MAN-MAGNET MAKEOVER

LOVE-HUNGRY Today host Hoda Kotb is desperate to shed her image as a dowdy fuddy-duddy and hopes a hip new makeover will help her win a man, sources squeal.

MELISSA PACKS ON A WHOPPING 80 LBS!

Actress blames fans for fetishizing her fat

BRAVE BRITTNEY'S GRUESOME GULAG DEATH SENTENCE!

F AM Brittney Griner is set to begin P her nine-year 38 sentence at a Russian Penal colony