We're Having A Baby

Maria tells Gary she’s pregnant. But how well does she really know her babyfather?

Thanks to gangster Gary, Maria’s carrying more than just a designer handbag this week – she’s also up the duff!

We’d love to wax lyrical about the joy of new life, but at this rate she’s going to end up on the cover of Chat magazine – ‘My babyfather was a killer… and I just thought he liked sideboards.’

Gary’s stunned when Maria breaks the news, and quickly makes plans for the big arrival, first off suggesting they view a flat to rent in Victoria Court, and then buying her a 4x4. Earth to Gary – slow down! Until babies are delivered by Amazon Prime, there’s no need to rush!