THE OTHER DAY, I bumped into a neighbour I hadn't seen in years. We exchanged customary pleasantries and stared at each other through our fogged glasses, smiling awkwardly under our masks. I told him, quite honestly, that he hadn't changed at all in the last decade. I expected him to repay the compliment. Instead, he asked me if I was into Carnatic music. Puzzled, I told him I was very much a Classic Rock guy. I thought I heard him snicker into his N95 mask. Later that evening, while I was polishing off the remnants of a box of Mysore Pak, I got the joke.
Ha.
Truth hurts. But I resolved there was no point living in denial. So I began filling up an Aadhaar application for a new family member. No, no... congratulations are not in order. This new addition was nurtured lovingly over the past two years. Take a guess. Well, you could say it's a pet. Hmm, yes, it's a bit furry. No, not a dog or a cat. Oh, you want a clue? It has mass and occupies space. Nourished with loads of love, not enough fresh air, and oodles of sloth, it has attained an affirmative identity and an imposing personality.
It's my post-pandemic paunch, dear reader, and it has laid my pre-pandemic wardrobe to waist. It keeps me in shape, because round is a shape. And, Ed Sheeran be damned, I'm not in love with the shape of me.
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ابدأ النسخة التجريبية المجانية من Magzter GOLD لمدة 7 أيام للوصول إلى آلاف القصص المتميزة المنسقة وأكثر من 9,000 مجلة وصحيفة.
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هذه القصة مأخوذة من طبعة May 01, 2022 من The MAN.
ابدأ النسخة التجريبية المجانية من Magzter GOLD لمدة 7 أيام للوصول إلى آلاف القصص المتميزة المنسقة وأكثر من 9,000 مجلة وصحيفة.
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The 2023 Bucket List
Before the world as we know it changes forever, here's a partial list of experiences to try in the year ahead
Do You Have The Time To Read Your Watch?
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THEY CAME THEY RODE, THEY CONQUERED
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ΤΗΕ RIGHT ΤΙΜΕ
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DATING A SINGLE MOM
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YOUR SHIP HAS COME IN
Go-karting, the world’s first freefall dry slide on sea, musical shows, spa, artwork... this new ship has raised the bar on many levels!
