Please Explain, Judge Spilg!
Noseweek|December 2018

Judge claims SARS’s Top Debtors List with his name on it is a forgery – without seeing it. And why would anyone have wanted to forge such a SARS list in 2002?

Please Explain, Judge Spilg!

IN A PROSECUTION FUNDED BY SARS – to the tune of an estimated R100,000,000 so far – Gary Por-ritt and Susan Bennet are on trial for more than 500 charges related to their management of the Tigon Group which was delisted in 2003.

Of the 500-odd charges, only eight alternative charges relate to tax matters.

Proceedings in the drawn-out trial before Judge Brian Spilg which resumed in the South Gauteng High Court, Johannesburg on 6 November, began bizarrely enough:

Judge Spilg: Right, is Mr Porritt still not in court?

Prosecutor Etienne Mellett Coetzee

SC: No, M’Lord, Mr Porritt is in court. He is lying on the…

Judge Spilg: Ah.

Coetzee: …on the floor.

Judge Spilg: Is there a wheelchair?

Coetzee: M’Lord, there is no wheelchair, but they did however find a chair which the [SAPS] captain is sitting on now.

Judge Spilg: Right.

Coetzee: And Mr Porritt, I do not think Mr Porritt availed himself of that chair. I am not sure. When he came into court, he was walking on all fours and then he walked to just before that spot where he normally sits.

Judge Spilg: Well…

Coetzee: He is lying down on his back now, M’Lord.

There are also certain issues that Accused No. 2 [Bennett] wishes to address. There are two issues that we have to deal with: firstly, the condition of Accused No. 1. We will make submissions in that regard when it is appropriate, M’Lord, and when your Lordship calls upon the State to do so.

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