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BEWARE OF THE JINGLE BALLS-UP

'Ease off booze at office do'

Spidey sensible

BOFFS: VENOM COULD BE USED TO SAVE US

SUCK UP TO BOSS & GET A TOP JOB

Brown-nosing beats working hard for career

GET REDDY, SET SLOW

Rare weather alert for brutal Darragh

Romania Mrs Brown just a bloke in a wig!

..SAYS BLOKE IN BRENDAN A WIG AFTER FLOGGING HIS TELLY SHOW

KEIR: NO PROMISES ON TAXES

Fear over 'unforeseen' events

GOODI TIMES

Demolition derby of '91 just like a boxing match

IWOBI LIGHTS UP THE COTTAGE

ALEX IWOBI finished as he started to further cement Fulham's status as Brighton's bogey team.

HU'N CRY

TEENAGE defender Dean Huijsen became youngBournemouth's est Premier League goalscorer as toothless Tottenham suffered more set-piece pain.

THE FAST AND THE FURIOUS

Russell and Verstappen row goes into overdrive

BREAKING BAD

King vows to battle back after homecoming horror

EVERYTHING I DREW

Adams selling art by chimps

Boffins find perfect spot for alien life NOW START DIGGING..

BOFFINS have found part of Mars that has the perfect conditions to harbour alien life.

ALL LOOKS A BIT GRIM FOR GREGG

Cooper speaks out as new allegations made

Clean up all your scrap ..OR FACE JAIL SENTENCE

A SCRAP dealer faces jail if he fails to clear up to 600 tonnes of rubbish at a \"beauty spot\".

KING CAN SOLVE PRINCE MYSTERY

Chas urged to approve DNA test on bones

Tulisa's return

STAR FLEES OZ.. BUT WILL BE IN SPECIAL SHOW

Block star Oti's glee

OTI Mabuse beams after thrashing her campmates on I'm A Celebrity.

YMCA is not gay

SAYS 'COP' WHO WROTE TRUMP FAVE POP SONG

KILLER WITH A MESSAGE

THE assassin who gunned down a health insurance boss in the street is believed to have left chilling messages on the bullets.

Offering you can't refuse

NUN IS SUSPECTED OF WORKING FOR MAFIA

Hold on to your syrup

557-MILE MEGA STORM TODAY

SO HAIR IT IS MERRY XMAS

Yuletide treats will make you go bald..

SCAREDY VLAD

Forces chief: Russia won't attack the UK

Lineker: Brits hate me cos I'm a hero

WE SHOULD BE 'MORE LIKE YANKS'

KEIR'S SIX OF BEST TO FIX NATION

But critics say it's not enough

Trump's making a break

JUDD TRUMP has pulled out of next week’s Scottish Open as he tries to avoid burning out ahead of his bid to become a multiple world champion in April.

TV CLIVE MIX-UP OVER PAYMENTS

NEWSMAN Clive Myrie has apologised for failing to declare tens of thousands of pounds in payments.

CLOONEY SAD AT LOSS OF CO-STAR

GEORGE Clooney has paid tribute to Ocean’s Eleven star Scott L Schwartz who has died aged 65.

Tuchel's on Swiss mission

THOMAS TUCHEL will start his duties as England boss three weeks early at the 2026 World Cup draw.