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WOOD YOU BELIEVE IT

Chris puts boot in as Amorim has second defeat in a week

2 MO YEARS? SALAH-BRATE!

Kop idol on verge of signing a new deal

Amorim's mad dogs are mere kittens...

SIZE OF TASK IS BROUGHT HOME TO RUEFUL RUBEN

You Blue-ties!

TOUGH ENZO READY FOR BATTLE

SHOCK & AWE

Atkinson pure class

'Potty to go to SPOTY' SAYS PHIL TAYLOR

DARTS legend Phil Taylor has told Luke Littler to snub the BBC's Sports Personality Of The Year gala to focus on becoming world champion.

SpewTube tips on throwing a sickie

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BRIT OF A DARE

Nation is hooked on weird and wacky world record challenges

Hit for a King!

'MAKE CHAZ DRUG BREW LEGAL' PLEA

A PEAKY BLINDER FOR JEFF

Host in mountain selfie

FIT STOP PLAN FOR LARDY LORRY LADS

Gym workouts for hefty hauliers

Deck the halls with ..drama!

BATTLE OVER BAUBLES

BREEDIN' SHAME

Charity warns on risk in quest for the 'perfect' pet

Tash: I won't be victim of Strictly curse

DANCING PUT STRAIN ON LOVE

PRAY FOR OUR HERO ANTONIO

Clubs send well-wishes as Prem star is airlifted to hospital after horror smash

BELLY OF THE BEAST

One dead as storm hits UK

Who's singing Happy Birthday for £400?

SIR ROG DOES SHOUT-OUTS FOR HIS FANS

FAT DEATHS FUNERALS A BIG STRAIN

Heavy lift for undertakers

Levi's great in Blue!

COLWILL RIGHT AT HOME WITH AMAZING ENZO

'YOU LOSE, THEY TAKE P*SS'

Guardiola vows to have last laugh

WE'VE NOUS TO SUCCEED

But Maz's under no illusion over size of OT task

FIVE-STAR SAKA AN ASSIST KING

Bukayo's set up for breaking record

He's Chris Woah-kes

BROOK LOVING PACE ACE STYLE

HAMMY'S BIG HOPE

LANDO NORRIS showed it was payback time in Qatar - while Lewis Hamilton simply cannot wait for a wretched campaign to end.

GINO BEANO

SUPERSUB Sir Gino breezed to an eight-length supremacy in Newcastle's BetMGM Fighting Fifth Hurdle.

Guard one's royal throne please

CAMILLA'S AIDE ON LOO DUTIES

LAGS CHEESED OFF AT 'FAKE FOOD' IN JAIL

Prison chiefs rapped over grub

BAARGH, A SHEEP!

Woolly creatures terrify us

Fury brews at Clarkson ale 'rip-off'

PACK PRICE HIKE FOR XMAS

WE'RE THE LOCH NESS FUNSTERS..

Mythical beast's fans are immune to stress