Were You At The Party..Yes Or No, Prime Minister?

It's a simple enough question, even for you Prime Minister. Were you at the No.10 party that broke lockdown rules...Yes or No?

- James Caven

The precise correlation between the relevant information you communicated and the facts, in so far as they can be determined and demonstrated, is such as to cause an epistemological problem of sufficient magnitude as to lay upon the logical and semantic resources of the English language a heavier burden than they can reasonably be expected to bear. That is to say, you may have told an absolute whopper, Sir..

Angry MPs call for missing PM to quit

BORIS “Bozo” Johnson’s authority was hanging by a thread last night with MPs calling for him to resign.