Let Nigella loose on grotty school meals
The Sunday Mirror|January 17, 2021
Britain is a land of opportunity. And Chartwells, the company paid to send food packages to hungry kids, proved that.
MARK STEEL
Let Nigella loose on grotty school meals

Because instead of complaining about poverty, they made money out of it.

The Government asked them to provide decent food parcels, and they delivered a couple of mini-yoghurts and a battered piece of fruit.

Nigella Lawson should include a Chartwells meal in her next series, drooling: “Hmm an over-ripe banana. Let’s peel it slowly, shall we?

“Ooh, black and mushed in the middle – I like things that are black and mushed in the middle, don’t you?

“Now let’s add in our two-inch stick of sliced cucumber, and, hmm, it makes me go rather tingly.

“Now these ingredients are rather expensive for what you get but, hmph, you can’t put a price on arousing all your senses, can you?”

هذه القصة مأخوذة من طبعة January 17, 2021 من The Sunday Mirror.

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هذه القصة مأخوذة من طبعة January 17, 2021 من The Sunday Mirror.

ابدأ النسخة التجريبية المجانية من Magzter GOLD لمدة 7 أيام للوصول إلى آلاف القصص المتميزة المنسقة وأكثر من 9,000 مجلة وصحيفة.

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