COCAINE HIPPOS BLOW TOWN!

Drug lord Escohar’s escaped monsters finally rounded up

NOTORIOUS Colombian drug king Pablo Escobar’s deadly cocaine hippos are finally being shipped off to zoos around the globe — 30 years after his reign of evil was stopped by lawmen’s bullets!

Escobar, whose Medellín Cartel controlled 80 percent of the world’s cocaine trade in the 1980s, left behind a trail of bloodshed and heartbreak when he died at 44 in a hail of gunfire — and four hippos in his personal zoo. The critters’ numbers have spiraled out of control in their new homeland’s swamps.