PACINO GAINS HEFTY 50 LBS. IN PARENT TRAP!

LARDY Godfather legend Al Pacino is digging his grave with a knife and fork after being humiliated by his money-hungry baby mama’s successful bid for his bucks, tipsters tattle.

Noor Alfallah, 29, recently filed for full physical custody of son Roman, the nearly four-month-old boy the TV producer shares with the 5-foot-6 Hollywood heavyweight — sparking rumors the couple had called it quits! 

But portly Pacino, 83, who doctors say has packed on 50 pounds, has denied the pair’s May/December romance is on the rocks. But sources snitch their relationship is far from physical as the Oscar winner eats himself into oblivion!