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WOMEN DRIVEN BY CALL OF WILD
A THELMA & Louise-style road trip, getting a tattoo and doing pole dancing are what women over 40 want.
MINE'S A SLOW GIN
Pet is pub regular
FREEZE YER NUTS CONKERS STORM
Top competition bosses hit back at 'cheating' claims
CANOE BRIT: MY HIPPOS HORROR
Beast mauled then tried to drown tourist
Pong the oche
JAMES: I'M NOT A TRUMP MACHINE
BRITS TRAPPED IN BEIRUT HELL
Left stranded as 'flights cancelled'
JAGGER PAINTS IT BAA BAA BLACK!
Singer turns shepherd
Keir made a real fuel of himself
CUTS VOTE DEFEAT
LEARNED FRIENDS
Past experience taught us how to survive pressure says Arteta
SNIFF A COW
Experts say dirty farm air offers health kick
DOKU EASES PEP SPIRITS
Early strike is the perfect tonic for boss
Enzo's £50m back-up plan
NKUNKU IS A REAL TREBLE MAKER
HAUNTING HARRY
Skipper Brook's thrilling ton spooks the Aussies
SHARK ATTACK
Hanlon says imminent ban could end his career
Taking the risk
WE'RE HAPPY TO CHANCE A DODGY DISH
Funny, clever & charming, That's Chris
HOST SERLE DIES AT 81
GET YOUR MITTS OFF OUR RING
Iceland prawn warning
MICHELLE'S OFF TO HOLLYWOOD
Movie bigwigs swoop on star
Banger out of order
OAPS AND HECKLER PILE IN
Nessie strikes again
DAD AND LAD GET BUMPED BY BEAST
DO NOT BARBIE
Electrocution warning
SNOOP DODGES SKINNY JEANS..
Rapper fears pants a trap
50 KIDS KILLED IN LEBANON
Death toll rises to 558
Punch lights out
PUNCH and Judy shows are on the verge of \"extinction\".
THIS SPICY FEUD WILL BLOW US AWAY
Prem title fight's hotting up... and that's just way we like it
BE CALM DARWIN
Van Dijk tells Nunez how to be a success
DON'T DROP ME NOW
Niall has old Chelsea blues
FATEFUL EIGHT
Bloomfield aims to fix his blitzed cup dream
SUPER DAN IS MAN ON A MISSION
DANIEL DUBOIS has been tipped for superstardom after silencing his doubters with his brutal destruction of Anthony Joshua.
DUSTROYED 'N DELUDED
There's no coming back from this, AJ