A kids’ book based on finding our part-time PM would be a bestseller.
He certainly hasn’t been in the country he is supposed to be running.
Last week he was having a jolly old time on holiday in Greece – his second break in as many weeks.
He had just got back from relaxing in Slovenia at a mountain resort offering “healing energies”.
Silly old voters may have expected Bozo to try to heal some of the many issues blighting the UK right now.
Don’t be daft – Captain clown shoes flew straight out to see his pal Volodymyr Zelenskyy in Kyiv, inset.
هذه القصة مأخوذة من طبعة August 28, 2022 من Daily Star Sunday.
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هذه القصة مأخوذة من طبعة August 28, 2022 من Daily Star Sunday.
ابدأ النسخة التجريبية المجانية من Magzter GOLD لمدة 7 أيام للوصول إلى آلاف القصص المتميزة المنسقة وأكثر من 9,000 مجلة وصحيفة.
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