Brooming legends..

The Ancient Greek philosopher was adamant that objects stay the “same” when all their parts are gradually replaced.
That means the Only Fools favourite - whose broom had 17 new heads and 14 new handles - was right to be proud of its longevity. Now MEG JORSH turns to the great thinkers to sort some more everyday conundrums...
LOST YOUR KEYS?
German Friedrich Nietzsche believed life is essentially meaningless. The 19th Century thinker said human beings create their own purpose by deciding what’s truly important to them. Have you considered that your keys might not be important? Try doing that.
MISSED A GYM SESSION?
Don’t worry – you’re an Epicurean now. Ancient Greek Epicurus said the goal of human life is to achieve happiness by avoiding mental disturbances and physical pain.
TRYING TO PLAN A HOLIDAY BUT ONE OF YOUR MATES CAN’T MAKE IT?
هذه القصة مأخوذة من طبعة March 22, 2025 من Daily Star.
ابدأ النسخة التجريبية المجانية من Magzter GOLD لمدة 7 أيام للوصول إلى آلاف القصص المتميزة المنسقة وأكثر من 9,000 مجلة وصحيفة.
بالفعل مشترك ? تسجيل الدخول
هذه القصة مأخوذة من طبعة March 22, 2025 من Daily Star.
ابدأ النسخة التجريبية المجانية من Magzter GOLD لمدة 7 أيام للوصول إلى آلاف القصص المتميزة المنسقة وأكثر من 9,000 مجلة وصحيفة.
بالفعل مشترك? تسجيل الدخول

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