It ended in the horror of six migrants losing their lives trying to cross the Channel; yet another row with the French; Brexit being blamed (part 356) and every normal person’s head exploding.
The only boat that was stopped was a rather large one called the Bibby Stockholm. After the Legionella bug was found in its water supply the handful of bemused migrants on board were marched back to the hotels they’d come from. The hotels still costing us all over £6 million a day.
Yay. Well done everyone.
Can’t wait to see what’s to come as we move on to National Health Service Week. Though that’s already a Trades Description breach because it’s neither national, healthy nor a service. What an utter bloody omnishambles all round.
Rwanda, tents, Ascension Island, army bases, Gary Lineker’s back garden…
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هذه القصة مأخوذة من طبعة August 16, 2023 من Daily Star.
ابدأ النسخة التجريبية المجانية من Magzter GOLD لمدة 7 أيام للوصول إلى آلاف القصص المتميزة المنسقة وأكثر من 9,000 مجلة وصحيفة.
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