I’VE escaped the country this week – what have I missed?
Before going on holiday I rub myself all over in salt, pepper and mixed herbs. I like to think I’m a seasoned traveller.
The flight was a nightmare. I said to the air hostess: “I’m fed up with kids crying all the time, can’t you move me to another seat?” She replied: “But they’re your kids.”
هذه القصة مأخوذة من طبعة July 06, 2024 من Daily Star.
ابدأ النسخة التجريبية المجانية من Magzter GOLD لمدة 7 أيام للوصول إلى آلاف القصص المتميزة المنسقة وأكثر من 9,000 مجلة وصحيفة.
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هذه القصة مأخوذة من طبعة July 06, 2024 من Daily Star.
ابدأ النسخة التجريبية المجانية من Magzter GOLD لمدة 7 أيام للوصول إلى آلاف القصص المتميزة المنسقة وأكثر من 9,000 مجلة وصحيفة.
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