AN elephant, an ostrich and a crocodile stopped me in the street.
The crocodile pulled out a police badge and said: "We have reason to believe you are carrying substances of an hallucinogenic nature, sir!" Since then I've been sticking to the booze but I find it hard to meet like-minded drunks. I found one group called Anonymous Alcoholics, which was fun.
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هذه القصة مأخوذة من طبعة September 02, 2023 من Daily Star.
ابدأ النسخة التجريبية المجانية من Magzter GOLD لمدة 7 أيام للوصول إلى آلاف القصص المتميزة المنسقة وأكثر من 9,000 مجلة وصحيفة.
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