Won't have new hubby by Friday

Have A New Husband By Friday is the book I Hnd next to my work computer when I walk in.

- HARTMAN

Nudge-nudge, wink-wink, the colleague who left it laughs.

But it"s no laughing matter - for me in any case - as I realise New York Times best-selling author Dr Kevin Leman gives me just five days to find him.

Deadlines are my bread and butter and I"m so up to it.

But must I start on a Monday, Doctor? Isn"t a Saturday night but the best time? Shaved legs.. Wonderbra.. a bit of wine..

Okay, some food then..

But what do I, without a Ph D in marriage and men, know?