Daily Star - March 04, 2025

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March 04, 2025

THEY'RE TAKING THE PEE

Threat over sewage leak fines

1 min

PARIS WEDDING WORRIES

PARIS Jackson is “terrified” of getting married.

1 min

Liz: Life is better with age

ACTRESS and model Liz Hurley reckons life “gets better” as she gets older.

1 min

Davina's bagged big gig

DAVINA McCall has landed her first role since major brain surgery.

1 min

Fwends help us all live longer

HAVING lots of friends is as important as diet and exercise for living a long and healthy life.

1 min

US bid to rule space

DONALD Trump wants to boss the world - and outer space too.

1 min

Ukraine still waiting for £2.5billion Chelsea cash

THE £2.5billion generated from the sale of Chelsea FC is “still locked up” despite it being committed to humanitarian aid in Ukraine.

1 min

Trump's 'had it' with Zel

PRESIDENT Trump attacked Volodymyr Zelensky for saying the end of the war with Russia “is still very, very far away”.

1 min

Garage backs his pal

NIGEL Garage has blamed Volodymyr Zelensky for starting the Oval Office bust-up on TV with the Orange Manbaby.

1 min

AI IS A SLAVE TO THE ALGORITHM

HUMANS will need to be paid to do nothing as bots take over all the work within the next year, says a top tech boffin.

1 min

Phones blocked in class

PUPILS will have to install a “blackout” app in the battle against smartphones in the classroom.

1 min

Tributes to star Dennis

FORMER Tottenham Hotspur and Watford midfielder Dennis Bond has died aged 77.

1 min

Bot of an easier life

THERE’S a lot of understandable fear about the rise of robots with the potential to kill us all.

1 min

Fatcats a disgrace

IF there is a company that takes the p*ss more than Thames Water, we’re yet to encounter it!

1 min

It's shrove choose day

MILLIONS of Brits will be tucking into yummy pancakes today to mark Shrove Tuesday.

2 mins

Gene's hounds are safe

AUTHORITIES claim the two dogs found at Gene Hackman's home after his mysterious death are well.

1 min

TV DAN: ALIENS ARE AMONG US

Soap star reckons we can't be alone

1 min

Rocks hurtling to Earth

DOZENS of objects have almost hit Earth since a “city-killer” asteroid was spotted tumbling towards us by space boffins, it has emerged.

1 min

Fury at Chelle 'snub'.

FANS of tragic Michelle Trachtenberg hit back after she was left out of the Oscars In Memoriam montage.

1 min

Adam's casual vacancy

ADAM Sandler was mocked and then “stormed out” after turning up in a hoodie and shorts.

1 min

MORG'S LOVE FOR PAL GENE

MORGAN Freeman left the Oscars audience in tears with an emotional tribute to friend Gene Hackman who died last week.

1 min

SHOCKER AT THE OSCARS

THE Oscars proved to be a seismic event as the after-parties were rocked by a 3.9 magnitude earthquake.

1 min

'Breathing failure' for sick Pope

FEARS for the Pope grew again last night after he suffered a double setback in his treatment for pneumonia.

1 min

MIRROR BAN IN SCHOOL TOILETS

A SCHOOL has removed mirrors from its toilets claiming pupils are spending too much time grooming themselves.

1 min

ROD IS STILL SO HOT

NIMBLE Sir Rod Stewart proves he's still got it while giving his all.

1 min

ARE YOU FEELING BIT RUFF ROVER?

MILLIONS of dog owners are worried about their pets' mental health.

1 min

FROM CLASS TO ASS

THE Oscars is like a classic spaghetti western, where fashionistas suffer the Good, The Bad and The Ugly.

1 min

Rocket fan

AND the award for biggest gush-fest goes to... Chappell Roan and her mentor Sir Elton John.

1 min

Ma & girl now dad and lad.

A MOTHER and her 10-year-old daughter have transitioned to live as father and son.

1 min

'SINGING BUTLER' ARTIST JACK DIES

SCOTTISH artist Jack Vettriano has been found dead in his flat in France.

1 min

HUG? REID THE ROOM

SUSANNA Reid snubs a hug from Piers Morgan as he returns to Good Morning Britain.

1 min

Ready really is a wimp

MOTHERLAND star Paul Ready has admitted that he is a proper wimp in real life.

1 min

JB puts faith in a new role

JLS star JB Gill has revealed that he would love to be a church minister.

1 min

Gord's dough for 'Bake Off' show

GORDON Ramsay is launching a show to rival The Great British Bake Off.

1 min

Tyson's Big One for son

TYSON Fury was spotted celebrating his youngest son's birthday with his family at a theme park.

1 min

Aces' pit bike sale

A MONKEY bike ridden by F1 champions Nigel Mansell and Ayrton Senna has sold for £22,425.

1 min

PAIN IN DARTS

DARTS ace Martin Schindler suffered a scare during the UK Open when his arrow rebounded out of the board and got stuck in his foot.

1 min

Mr Numberplate

REG FAN COLLECTION WORTH THOUSAND5

1 min

Killer bat plague 'poison'

“SOME kind of poisoning” may be to blame for a mystery new disease.

1 min

HUG A GOAT!

THE folk who run a herd of therapy goats is hunting for a new vehicle to keep their vital work going.

1 min

Plastics a brain drainer

A SPOON’S worth of plastic pollution is inside everyone's brain.

1 min

THE GREAT British flake off

BUSY Brits make plans knowing they will cancel nearer the time due to household chores, work or lack of energy.

1 min

Finger's one the record

A YOUNG woman set a new world record for using just one finger to type out the tongue-twisting name of a Welsh village.

1 min

Lay off On The Buses as it's still so funny

Re Wendy M text: In the 70s On the Buses was never thought of being Racist, Sexism or Homophobic but of course we didn’t all live in a STERILE not allowed to laugh anymore crack-pot Britain.

1 min

Our PM needs to take stand like Zelensky

I cringed watching Starmer grovel and kiss up to Trump and JD Vance. The voters won't forget how he u-turned and agreed to send troops to Ukraine to appease the man baby. Well done Zelensky for standing your ground and showing Trump and his thugs that ur a leader who's got a pair of b***s. Maybe Starmer could borrow them from you? Gordon, Sunderland

2 mins

Naked wannabes must bare twists

REALITY show Dating Naked UK is getting a major revamp.

1 min

Blonde is now bland

MY girlfriend has stopped dyeing her hair peroxide blonde. It now looks mousy and bland. I’ve told her I don’t like it — it suggests she’s stopped bothering for me, but she won’t budge.

1 min

Ex wants sex.. and more sex

MY ex-girlfriend is intent on having sex with as many men as possible.

1 min

Lusting after a toy boy

I'VE developed feelings for a much younger man.

1 min

Lovely hubby has turned into horror

I SHOULD never have married my husband.

2 mins

SMACK TO THE FUTURE

SAM PATTERSON took Danny Barlow's 0 and now he wants to add a few to his own bank account as he rises up the welterweight division.

2 mins

So Andy for Djok

ANDY MURRAY has flown out to California to work with Novak Djokovic at the Indian Wells Masters this week.

1 min

Wilson's must-win

GARY WILSON is desperate to do some damage at this week's World Grand Prix to ensure his World Championship seeding.

1 min

BORTHWICK IN BEST SHAPE POSSIBLE

STEVE BORTHWICK’S bid for a best-ever finish in the Six Nations as England head coach has been boosted by a fitness thumbs-up for four of his main men.

1 min

Jim eyes Hundred

JIMMY ANDERSON has registered for this season's Hundred draft, signalling his intent to continue his unexpected lap of honour in domestic cricket.

1 min

TINKER SAILOR

ST HELENS star Tristan Sailor has made an instant impact in Super League - including coming up with trick plays which had aficionados scrambling for the rule book.

2 mins

MIKA BACKS LANDO'S HOPES OF GLORY

TWO-TIME McLaren title-winning hero Mika Hakkinen is \"absolutely\" convinced that Lando Norris will follow in his footsteps.

1 min

LUKE OUT FOR NO.1

Littler has eyes on Humphries' spot

2 mins

GUIMARAES DEFENDS SMASH GORDON

BRUNO GUIMARAES has pleaded with Newcastle fans not to scapegoat red card villain Anthony Gordon for the team's cup woe.

1 min

SUPER SELS

SHOOT-OUT specialists Nottingham Forest booked a quarter-final at Brighton after another marathon last night.

2 mins

Parker in overdrive

BURNLEY boss Scott Parker has ordered his players to put their feet to the floor to bring Premier League football back to Turf Moor.

1 min

OBI OMISSION MEANS MORE MISERY

MANCHESTER UNITED failed to register Chido Obi in their updated Europa League squad - meaning the teenage striker is ineligible to play in the competition.

1 min

Telly in a Cup jam

TELEVISION bosses are facing a major fixture headache because of the FA Cup draw.

1 min

Fury at Bassey abuse

FULHAM are “utterly appalled” by the racist and homophobic abuse received by Calvin Bassey after the penalty shoot-out FA Cup win at Manchester United on Sunday.

1 min

Paulo heads for long ban

LYON boss Paulo Fonseca risks a seven-month ban after trying to headbutt a referee seeking to watch the VAR screen during a Ligue 1 clash.

1 min

Kean to be back

FIORENTINA striker Moise Kean has been cleared to return to competitive action after recovering from a severe head injury.

1 min

DUO EARN TOP MARCS FROM HAYEN

CLUB BRUGGE boss Nicky Hayen says Aston Villa present a stiffer challenge with Marco Asensio and Marcus Rashford in their ranks.

1 min

Simeone has Real incentive

DIEGO SIMEONE has urged Atletico Madrid to make history by knocking Real Madrid out of the Champions League for the first time.

1 min

BUMPS ON THE ROAD

Unai wants away daze cure

2 mins

WE NEED A LIFT

EVEN in carnival season, Mikel Arteta was in a very serious mood.

2 mins

Arsenal can't win big prizes blasts Perisic

IVAN PERISIC says PSV Eindhoven \"have a good chance\" of beating Arsenal because Mikel Arteta's men have yet to prove they can win major trophies.

1 min

Time up for Delia

NORFOLK Holdings has completed its majority takeover of Norwich, with Delia Smith and her husband Michael Wynn-Jones no longer part of the club's board.

1 min

Romero in shock call-up

TOTTENHAM defender Cristian Romero has been called up to Argentina's preliminary squad for their World Cup qualifying matches later in March - despite not playing competitively this year.

1 min

TRICK EMERY

JOHN MCGINN let slip that Aston Villa boss Unai Emery has told his players not to believe what he says in public.

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