Dying Queen Has Months To Live!

PLANNING OWN FUNERAL AFTER COLLAPSING IN TRAGIC NEW HEALTH CRISIS.

DYING Queen Elizabeth suffered a shocking secret collapse, triggering a ruthless new power grab for the throne between her handpicked heirs — Prince William and his wife, Kate — and scheming Prince Charles and his evil wife, Camilla.

Now, royal insiders are predicting the ruler — who turned 91 on April 21 and is also showing shocking signs of mental decline — will be dead in less than three months!

“Her health hasn’t been good for more than a year and she’s getting very frail,” notes a highly placed source in Britain’s government.

“Her staff members are whispering to each other that she won’t live to see August.”

However, Her Majesty is downplaying her medical crisis. After collapsing on the street at an official function, Elizabeth said she’d suffered a “minor fainting spell” caused by “new blood pressure medication.” But the queen called her staff together just hours later and ordered they begin to update “London Bridge,” her secret code for planning her funeral.