Inside The Uk's Most Powerful Orgy

Supermodels, high-net-worth players and lots of female-only group sex. Sofia Tindall gets tangled up in the world of upscale pleasure parties…

- Sofia Tindall

There are five girls writhing on a bed. Reflected in the floor-to-ceiling glass window overlooking the Thames, I watch as a brunette goes down on a blonde. The rest? Very hard to decipher. It turns out that the logistics of an orgy are… complicated. A hand reaches up to grab a breast, a pair of glistening thighs collide, and the long hair of all participants is proving to be a problem. One girl looks panicked – her hair is stuck under the buttocks of another. She keeps tugging at it, unable to free herself.

I’m on the side-lines, tepid glass of champagne in hand, making small talk, pretending the girl splayed beside me isn’t in the throes of an orgasm.

“So do you come to these things a lot?” I venture, conversationally.

Another rising crescendo of moans.

“Sorry?”

“SO DO YOU...”

“OH GOD, YES!”

“…COME TO THESE THINGS OFTEN?”

It’s a Baltic Saturday night. While my friends are having identical conversations over the pounding decibels of a sticky bar in south London, I’m at a sex party. In the upscale porno unravelling around me, the obvious absence (other than of clothes) is of men. It’s strictly women only. Women, who I find out later on, tend to describe themselves as straight.