Have You Ever Had A Dating Disaster?

A bad date is one thing, but have you ever had a dating disaster ? These women have – check out their most horrific and hilarious experiences.

- Sasha Gonzales

“I went back to this guy’s house after our date, thinking we were going to watch DVDs. I excused myself to use the bathroom, and when I came back out, I saw that he had taken all his clothes off . He stood there naked, with a grin on his face, and asked if I’d give him a blow job. I was both traumatised and offended. I left in a huff and told him I never wanted to see him again.”

– Shirley Wight, 32, lawyer

“Like me, my date loved books, so on our first outing, I suggested checking out a bookstore. Everything was fine until he got a text from his boss, asking him to pick up his pay cheque – or so he said. He asked me to wait for him while he went up the road to collect it. I waited for an hour but he never returned!”

– Shelby Sekar, 30, account manager

“He arrived 45 minutes late and acted like a total diva. He spent most of the meal blotting his face of ‘excess oil’, and when I offered him wine he refused, saying that alcohol gave him pimples. And all he could talk about were his dreams of becoming a Bollywood star and his journey to ‘find’ himself. At the end of the date he asked, ‘So, do you want to be friends with benefits or are you thinking long term?’. I replied, ‘None of the above’.”

– Bridget*, 40, writer