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VLAD 'HIRED STARMAN & SHAMAN'
MAD Vlad Putin has hired a personal astrologer to study the planets and bring him success in the Ukraine war, it is claimed
Strange case of disappearing PM
MY story of the week was the tale of the incredible vanishing Boris Johnson.
GIRL, 7 SHOT IN CHURCH HORROR
6 hurt as drive-by gang blasts funeral
-13C COLDER THAN SIBERIA: NEW SUPER-FREEZE
BRITAIN will be colder than Siberia as a 500-mile wide “Eskimo Express” from Greenland brings White Sunday before a -13C bone-chilling Blue Monday.
RODDERS RETURNS ..AS FRASIER'S PAL
US sitcom role for Only Fools hero
JO'S SPIRIT MATE
I chill with ghost, says Dancing On Ice hunk
Islander Liv No Time to chat to 007
VILLA GIRL BOND ROLE
Chiles is a pain in the bum
TV STAR’S NAME SLANG FOR PILES
HEINZ BEANZ 'MEAN' PRICE
Cost of a tin as high as £1.75
Pointing the way
THE PALE BLUE EYE Cert 15 On Netflix now
Valley of Gloom a bleak beauty
HAPPY New Year? Not in Happy Valley it’s not.
YOU'RE BUSTED
Record £130m lane fines
Men take biscuit
WE SCOFF 100M A YEAR & FELLAS NIBBLE THE MOST
Glitter's fear over lie tests
SEX PEST NEARS RELEASE
SHIVER YOUR TIMBER
Just chill out and you’ll shed pounds
El of a job to halt randy super-mice
'SPANISH MUTANT PERIL'
'ATTACK' OF THE B&B SNATCHERS
Alien hunters mob tiny village..
Holy Batmobill!
HERO'S PREMIUM IS HIGHEST OF ALL FILM CHARACTERS
RISHI'S 'RAD' IDEA FOR NHS
PM: Crisis needs bold action
ALIENS OVER BIG BEN
New sightings spark 2023 'invasion' fear
News icon Walters is dead at 93
'TRAILBLAZER': Barbara
Strictly fun in sun
STRICTLY pals reunited on a Barbados beach to see in the new year.
COLD TRIGGERING BRIT BABY BOOM
BRITS are having a Horny New Year – with freezing winter weather sending couples bonkers and triggering a “snow baby boom”.
A HAPPY NEW BEER
Forget Dry Jan or lose your boozer
Walrus is a thing of wander
A WANDERING walrus has drawn crowds of locals and tourists after appearing in a seaside town.
LIAM'S SURE BEATLE BACK AS TV HOST
LIAM Gallagher believed telly host Gabby Logan “was a reincarnated version of John Lennon”.
Take That hit's one to remember
RADIO Two listeners have chosen 1995 hit Never Forget as their all-time favourite Take That track.
£2 FARES CAP ON THE BUSES
Savings on 1,000s of routes
Tributes to pope who quit
THE body of former Pope Benedict XVI is lying in state in St Peter's Basilica in the Vatican for mourners to pay their respects.
NURSES BLAST 'MACHO STEVE'
‘Attitude prolonging dispute’