Return of footie could get Messi

THE Premier League is back – and with crowds too.

- Pat Sharp

The reason the stadiums are allowed to be at full capacity again is so every person attending can leave a pound on their seat after each game, which will go towards Lionel Messi’s new weekly wage bill at PSG.

You won’t believe this, but I actually feel sorry for Lionel.

Can you imagine his awful childhood being permanently shouted at by his mum to tidy his room because it was so... well, you know.