Stath's letting show fall flat

STATH in Stath Lets Flats is like a cross between Mr Bean and Nellie Pledge.

The dimwitted Greek-Cypriot letting agent mangles English like the Mind Your Language cast on piece-rate.

“I’m going to be my father soon,” he tells a bloke he mistakes for a client, adding: “Our father to my dad…Son! I’m trying to tell you I’m going to be a dad!”

He croons, “Your teeth is how you breathe” to a baby, right, and points at a pal singing, “The father of the bride!” Asked why Stath replies: “Because I’m going to be a father.”