Runners have more in common with their bowels than they think.
THE MAIN REASONS people take up running are to get fit, lose weight, or win a bet they made after drinking 14 beers. But a CEO called Collin, who we encountered on one of our trundles, gave the most bizarre reason of all: he announced he had taken up the sport because doctors had advised him it would be good for his bowels.
Collin was a short, balding fellow. Although he was huffing and puffing, and in obvious distress – maybe it was his bowels – he was running with what I can only describe as… purpose. Collin was earnest. Collin was grimacing. Collin was serious.
Ah, I observed, secretly delighted. Collin is suffering more than we are!
My thoughts seemed to echo around the group, because we were all quick to form a circle around him.
“Are you okay?” asked Zack, solicitously.
(Zack had adopted a concerned tone of voice, which disguised the fact that he was revelling in Collin’s suffering.)
“I hate running!” were the first comprehensible words to come out of Collin’s mouth.
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