Can't sleep A WINK

‘FUN’ PARENT JEREMY’S MADE HIS BED, BUT NOW HE CAN’T EVEN LIE IN IT!

- JEREMY CORBETT

Many column inches have been devoted to bedtime advice. Much angst has been shared between mothers and fathers who have been broken by the simple task of letting nature supposedly take its course when it comes to sleep. A wine industry has been supported.

I have new advice. Though it’s too late for me, hopefully you can learn from my mistakes.

When it comes to bedtime, my beloved does the lion’s share of the work. Our daughters are 10 and eight. By the time I arrive home, they are clean-ish, calm-ish and reading their books. A testimony to their mum’s parenting skill.