HOW MADONNA'S FACE GOT FREAKY

MORPHING Madonna’s freakish face is the result of at least 12 cosmetic procedures, which may have cost the deep-pocketed pop star “multiple six-figure sums,” according to a New York–based plastic surgeon.

Dr. Barry Weintraub, who has not treated the Material Girl, weighed in on the 65-year-old’s appearance after alarming photos emerged of her radically different mug!

Weintraub notes the Like a Virgin singer’s suspiciously smooth cheeks seem “inflated” and believes der mal fillers or fat injections are likely to blame.

The doc also points out Madge’s larger forehead and higher eyebrows imply she’s had a brow lift, her lips appear much fuller and her once adorable dimples are history!