FUR FLIES AS FOX STAFF FLEES DEN OF SCANDAL!

FALTERING FOX News is facing a new staffing crisis, according to insiders, who say the network is anticipating mass defections and can’t attract new employees — or even summer interns — as scandals rock the corporate boat!

Execs are panicking in the wake of negative press from years of sex scandals, payoffs and a crippling $1.6 billion lawsuit filed by Dominion Voting Systems, which accuses top stars of airing baseless claims the company helped Joe Biden steal the 2020 presidential election.

“Everyone is desperate to get out of this place,” a frightened FOX News writer confesses to The National ENQUIRER. “They think they need to leave to save their careers!”

And industry insiders suggest they may have a point.