HARRY & MEGHAN: THE GRIFT OF GRAB!

Spotify sacks slacker royals as Hollywood finally gets wise

NO-TALENTS Harry and Meghan have lost their cushy $15 million Spotify podcast deal after an outraged exec at the streaming service “fired” the money-grubbing couple and another branded them “grifters!”

The National ENQUIRER reveals the Duke and Duchess of Sussex were banking on their royal status to make them superstars, but sources claim the lazy pair didn’t break a sweat to earn their keep!

Now their $20 million Netflix deal is also in danger for poor performance, according to spies who say the entitled couple is fishing for new suckers as they try to become internet influencers for fashion brands — a do-little job where they’d only have to pose for selfies. 

But no one is biting! The Spotify ouster came amid claims a producer interviewed the celebrity guests for their Archetypes podcasts — and Meghan’s voice was edited in later to imply she conducted the gab sessions! Only 12 podcasts were produced in two and a half years.

Seething Spotify exec Bill Simmons hit the roof and publicly blasted the pampered pair, bellowing: “The f**king grifters!”

A palace source says, “Being branded con men or scammers is devastating to Harry and Meghan’s quest for global domination and Hollywood A-list status.

“It puts other companies on notice the Sussexes may not be all they claim!”

Days after the Spotify scandal, chatter exploded Meghan was close to a $15 million deal to become the new face of Christian Dior — with henpecked Harry riding her coattails to promote their male fashion line.

But the sweetheart deal was apparently news to the French fashion house.