LIFE ON PLANET 9-TO-5 and other job-related laughs

As a single mother, I found that getting the kids off to school and then driving 45 minutes to work was a struggle. Luckily, my boss was very forgiving.

- Graham Roumieu

In fact, one day he greeted me with a cheerful smile, exclaiming, "Today's the earliest you've been late all week!" -PAT SICHKO 

My grandmother once told me that her father's rural grocery store guarantee for meat was, "If you bring it back and we can't eat it, we'll give you a full refund!"

-RUSSELL PRIME, Milton, N.S.

At the end of an interview with a candidate for an open position, we asked whether he had any questions for us, to which he replied, "What job am I interviewing for?" -KARIN GREEN

What is going on when you get a marketing email from a store you haven't been to in years but also has not emailed you since? Did they find your email down the back of the couch cushions or something?

-@LIBBYCWATSON on X