I'm one of the weirdos who doesn't get turned on by grown men in medieval fancy dress or a pensioner wearing his mum's sparkly hat for the first time.
Just one of the estimated 45% of UK citizens who will today seek an alternative to hearing Union flag-clad toadies clutching bemused children they've dragged 200 miles to be part of our island story" tell TV interviewers that waving flags at strangers in a gold carriage makes Britain the envy of the world.
I'm sure there are things worth seeing at this Coronation: the row of gleaming medals on Prince Edward's chest after spending five minutes in the Marines and bottling it, a bald Nicholas Witchell gutted he no longer has a forelock left to tug and the sheer gall of the princely pal of the paedophile once again hiding in plain sight.
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