Plug-ugly Bozo powering down

WILL the last person to leave the UK please turn out the lights.

That won’t be a problem – come next year no-one will be able to afford to turn them on anyway.

Unless you happen to work for a chiselling energy firm.

What is going on?

I get it that Boris “Bozo” Johnson is a bit demob happy, but his inaction is bordering on taking the p*ss.

The country is facing an energy price crisis that will push millions into poverty and the bumbling buffoon is doing nowt.