Crouchy: I'd be a plonker as Viking

ABBEY WANTS HIM TO BE SWORDSMAN

PETER Crouch has promised to dress up like Rodney Trotter as a gladiator to spice up his sex life with Abbey Clancy.

The ex-England footballer made the pledge after his wife revealed she has a thing for Vikings – which had made him “jealous”.

Crouchy, 41, said if he tried to look like one, he would resemble Only Fools and Horses character Rodney, played by Nicholas Lyndhurst.