Rash makes me want to SCREAM

Marcus so maddening

ERIK TEN HAG should make his Manchester United stars sit though a video nasty of their derby defeat to City at the Etihad.

And what he should also do is make Marcus Rashford take a front-row seat.

That's if he's not too busy writing another chapter of his life story.

In the build-up to one of the most explosive games in world football, Rashford penned more than 2,000 words about himself entitled, "Who I Really Am" But we didn't - or don't - need to hear such laments, because we got to see for ourselves who Rashford really is during United's chastising 3-1 defeat to neighbours so superior it is utterly embarrassing.

We saw Rashford star in a film that was the footballing version of 'The Good, the Bad and the Ugly!

A blistering goal any of the true greats would be proud of.

A couple of glorious chances wasted, including an air shot, which had they been taken, would have put United in command.