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DUI CHARGE FOR DEPUTY DIRECTING IMAGINARY TRAFFIC!

PICKLED Garrison Page - who was named Deputy of the Year for Georgia's Bibb County in 2019 was collared for DUI in the Peach State after the off-duty officer was spotted directing imaginary traffic! That's the word of authorities, who say concerned citizens saw plainclothed Page - now employed as a Houston County Sheriff's Office deputy - in the road near Skyview Elementary School in Lizella, making motions as if to control the flow of nonexistent vehicles.

WHOOPI IN GEAR FOR GEEZER LOVE!

SEX STARVED Whoopi Goldberg is on the hunt for some nookie, but sources say the 69-year-old, notorious for her stinky fanny belches, isn't looking for a guy her age - she likes 'em old and horny!

TUCKER TOUTS UFO OBSESSION!

WINDBAG Tucker Carlson makes no secret of his deep obsession with UFOs, and sources say he's pleading with the incoming Trump administration to help him get to the bottom of this in 2025!

O.J. TAPES HAUNT KRIS FROM BEYOND GRAVE!

Damning rumors ready to rise again

RFK JR'S WACKY RX FOR AMERICA!

Trump health czar pick is anti-vax- and pro-heroin

UFOs SWARM NJ!

Fears gov t hiding truth of aliens stalking locals

PASSENGERS & CREW FOIL PLANE JUMPER!

CHAOS erupted on a Mexican airliner as a desperate man took a flight attendant hostage and tried to hijack the plane to the U.S. but heroic crew members and passengers saved the day! On the morning of Dec. 8, the Volaris Airlines jet took off from the central Mexican city of León, headed to Tijuana.

ONLY KRISTIN'S HAIRDRESSER KNOWS-&TELLS!

KWISS-AND-TELL-ALL K Kristin Cavallari has fired up some fury in former flames Jason Statham and Morgan Wallen after she dished details of what she says were secret flings the stars had hoped would stay buried! Insiders tattle the 37-year-old reality TV diva stirred up drama by giving her BFF and longtime hairstylist Justin Anderson free rein to spill the tea about all the clandestine hanky-panky in her past on TikTok just to boost her own buzz.

DRIVER KILLED AFTER GIVING TEENS A LIFT

Good Samarita in carjacking scheme

PAT'S TIRED OF SPINNING HIS WHEELS!

Wants back on the show

NO BABY BOOM FOR GWEN & BLEAK BLAKE!

FIRST came love, then came marriage, but Gwen Stefani and Blake Shelton still haven't gotten around to the baby in the baby carriage! And pals are are convinced a child is exactly what's needed to get their relationship back on track, sources tell GLOBE.

HARRY & MEGHAN SURROGACY SCANDAL!

PRINCE HARRY and his clout-chasing wife, Meghan, are being rocked by a shocking surrogacy scandal, say sources, who dish the diva's very own dad is casting doubt on the birth of the couple's son, Archie! Now, Buckingham Palace is being pressured to remove Prince Archie, 5, and Princess Lilibet, 3, from the U.K.'s royal line of succession until the Duchess of Sussex, 43, provides absolute proof that she popped out both babies herself!

HEALTHCARE KILLER TELL-ALL!

Suspected shooter carried manifesto raging at insurers and big business

RFK JR. BOMBSHELL - HEROIN HELPED ME THROUGH HARVARD!

Trump's would-be health czar says drug put him at top of his class

COSTNER LASSOING SPIELEBERG TO SAVE HORIZON MOVIES

Star hopes mogul can help finish Western saga

WYNONNA'S JAILBIRD DAUGHTER INHERITED MENTAL TROUBLES

Grace's grandma Naomi and older ancestors committed suicide

ROGAN ROARS BACK AT BEHAR'S BARBS

Podcast powerhouse blasts View host in credibility battle

WOOLERY DIED BITTER HE MISSED OUT ON BIG WHEEL FORTUNE

Game's original host made just $65G a year

DETERIORATING BIDEN DROPPING THE BALL!

Fears recent decisions are putting nation in peril

VANDERPUMP RULED CAST HAD TO GO!

Lisa rids reality show of younger spotlight hogs

CANNIBAL CHOKES ON SENTENCING!

Serial killer could get death penalty for eating his victims

CAMILLA PLAYS SPIN THE BOTTLES!

Charles stews as cockeyed queen drowns sorrows

SHAKEN EILISH ON BRINK OF BREAKDOWN

Pop star shows signs of paranoia following threats & harassment

NEW BRIDGET PIC BODES BIG BUCKS FOR ZELLWEGER

Franchise is cash cow star just can't quit

ZACH UNDER ATTACK FROM ANGRY FANS!

Concertgoers hurl stuff at singer over treatment of ex-galpal Brianna

SPECTOR PULLED A GUN ON CHER!

Sixth known target of wigged-out killer

TOM SCORES A NEW FACE!

Ex-QB's Hail Mary to look young on TV

AGING ELTON CRIES: I CAN'T SEE ANYTHING!

Infection robs singer of sight

WYNONNA'S JAILBIRD DAUGHTER INHERITED MENTAL TROUBLES

Grace’s grandma Naomi and older ancestors committed suicide

RFK JR. BOMBSHELL HEROIN HELPED ME THROUGH HARVARD!

Trump's would-be health czar says drug put him at top of his class