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UKRAINE TO FIGHT LA BLAZE

Zel firefighters to help save lives as fires rage

Zed up & skint already

PARTYING Gen Zers will be skint by mid-January. Folk aged 13 to 28 have moaned that the start of the year is the toughest for them financially after festive blow-outs.

Soup is a hug in a mug..

SOUP is officially as comforting as a hug, say boffins. A mug of classic tomato has the same effect on brainwaves as a cuddle on a cold day.

Hunter digs up big win

A METAL detectorist has hit on a £5,000 jackpot.

WOMEN HAVE LITTLE BRAINS

Boffins: It's not the size that matters it's what you do with it..

Trump mate blasts Musk as ‘truly evil’

FORMER Trump adviser Steve Bannon has called Elon Musk “racist” and a “truly evil guy”.

Focus on goal, Keir

NO one is saying being Prime Minister is the easiest job in the world. But Keir Starmer only really had to achieve one thing for people to see him as successful. And that was to not be as bad as the god-awful government that came before him. You'd have thought that would be fairly straightforward. But now we're not so sure. Things seem to be going from bad to worse for Calamity Keir.

Vance: No riot let-offs

VICE president-elect JD Vance has risked the wrath of Donald Trump by saying January 6 rioters should not be pardoned.

PM Iraq deal for £12bn

BRITAIN and Iraq have hammered out a trade and immigration deal worth £12billion.

Couldn't make it up

PUMPING billions of licence fee dosh into the BBC has long felt about as useful as burning it in a big bonfire.

What's sniff all about...

SNIFFER dogs have been unleashed to guard our precious wine crops, as the Daily Star revealed yesterday.

Uri isle ‘a base for Don’

URI Geller has offered Donald Trump the use of his island as a US military base in future wars.

Lack of flatulent broccoli

FARTS are set to be slashed as Britain faces a cauliflow-er and broccoli drought. The flatulence-causing veg are set to be in short supply as Britain's roller-coaster weather has caused crops to sprout prematurely.

Another ice mess

SNOW AND FROST WILL RETURN IN TWO WEEKS

BBC'S £1M SLAP

Licence payers pick up tab for stars' make-up

Workers out of site risk

A WORKER dies almost every week on construction sites in Britain, official figures show.

JACK THE RIPPER CORONER PROBE

'Court date for barber' 136yrs on

Dylan's the top rocker

BOB Dylan is more influential than Elvis Presley and Johnny Cash.

Eclair in blast at Al Parky

JENNY Eclair has slammed a new AI podcast using Sir Michael Parkinson's voice as \"a terrible idea\".

Visitors will pay to stay

FURY broke out yesterday over plans to introduce a £12-per-night tourist tax in the UK.

PM vows to unleash scumbag chatbots who boffs fear will kill us all

SIR Keir Starmer has urged Britain to hug psycho robots close as he claims they'll make us one of the \"great AI superpowers\".

Liz’ media rant

SELF-proclaimed free speech champion “Lettuce” Liz Truss claims the British media needs to be “fixed”.

Health data for AI firms

NHS health data could be made available to big tech firms as part of the AI drive.

Kitchen has folk in a spin

CLUELESS Brits do not know how to use their own kitchen appliances with washing machines causing the most confusion.

Beatle could not see fans without specs

POP legend John Lennon couldn't see his screaming fans when he played with The Beatles.

IS REEVES LETTUCE 2?

Chancellor fearing the axe after Keir backing

Nurse stabbing charges

A MAN is due to appear in court today charged with attempting to murder a nurse stabbed in a hospital.

Time lag for Guy as dad

ACTOR Guy Pearce has felt \"jet-lagged for eight years\" since becoming a dad.

Capital of road crashes

DONCASTER is the car-crash capital of Britain. Data from the Office for National Statistics revealed the South Yorkshire city has the highest road accident risk at 36.23 accidents per 10,000 residents.

Kerry's face op dream

KERRY Katona says she can't wait to have a facelift.