DESPITE shedding 44 pounds North Korea’s evil dictator, Kim Jongun, is still fat as a pig, but he’s getting butt-kissing messages from suck-up officials who insist his enslaved people are “heartbroken” over his physical condition and worry about his health.
The bizarre brouhaha over the pipsqueak strongman’s physical condition came after recent photos showed he’d shed about 44 pounds from his 308-pound, scale-smashing bulk.
While 260-plus pounds is still obese for the reviled runt, the state-controlled media used the change to paint him as a martyr who lost weight due to his devotion to his Communist regime, which uses money that could feed his starving people to build A-bomb toting missiles.
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