'I'm Possessed By The Ghost Of My Mom!'

WITH his wits slipping away, convicted sex fiend Bill Cosby ranted, “They’re using sonic pressure on my head!” — before delivering a bizarre jailhouse confession exclusively obtained by The National ENQUIRER!

The caged comic — now Inmate No. NN7687 — finally broke his silence with shocking outbursts to the precious few of his friends who have stuck by him!

In a series of stunning phone calls, the 81-year-old perv sensationally claimed officials at Pennsylvania’s SCI Phoenix state prison are out to get him and raged about how he actually SAVED the women he’s accused of sexually assaulting — all while bragging about his smarts and outrageously comparing himself to Jesus!

After three months behind bars for using knockout drugs to sexually assault Andrea Constand in 2004, crazed Cosby has also been blathering about wild conspiracy theories regarding his treatment on the inside. The paranoid former funnyman told pals: “I think they have some kind of eye in the cell — every time I start writing it goes up higher to see it. “I think the mirror is rigged.