Sam Broadley has applied to fill many ambitious job vacancies over the course of 17 years . . . from England manager, aged 19, to James Bond at 36.
He was successful in none of them. Nor was he likely to be. After all, he’s just a regular person, but with a self-admitted sense of delusion that makes him believe that, by winning one of the very top jobs in society, he can, must and will change the world.
As a character under his real name, Sam’s quest started out as a bit of fun, by seeing if he could get a rejection letter from the Football Association.
Sam explains: “It started when I was at university. I was 19 and the England manager left – I think it was Kevin Keegan – and for a laugh I thought I’d apply. And it was just with the intention of simply getting a rejection letter.
“So I wrote the letter, it was two pages long and it was as if I was absolutely serious I wanted the job. It was littered with idiotic things I was going to do when I got the job.
“I used things like my managerial experience of managing Martlesham Youth Under-Sevens and ‘I feel like I’m ready for the next step into international management’.
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