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'Glock' was a lad with water pistol

ARMED cops who rammed a boy off his bike after mistaking his water pistol for a Glock handgun did nothing wrong, said police watchdogs.

TILLS CHECK OUT

QR codes could help us to shop 'smarter'

Biting nails is bad for yer health

HABIT LEADS TO INFECTION HELL

ANGELINA LOST & FOUND VOICE

ANGELINA Jolie \"lost her voice\" following the death of her mum.

Uri: Drones sent by aliens showing off!

URI Geller claims recent \"drone\" sightings near airbases are a warning from aliens who want to show off their superior tech.

I'LL SHOPLIFT PET FOOD FOR CHUM

Cash-strapped owners' festive dilemma

Pawn to be chess champ

TEEN BEATS KASPAROV RECORD

YOU 'N' WHOSE SARNIE?

Bacon butty flop Ed at war with Kemi on bread

LITTLER EYES DOUBLE TOPS

Luke’s storming ahead

FAVE CHRIS IS SUPERHUMAN

Blind star a dead-cert to lift Glitterball Trophy

Split the G to save our pubs

NEW GUINNESS STUNT MAKING BOOZERS BOOM

FLABBY XMAS, SANTA

Weight worries spoil the party..

I die in Paradise

MARCUS ALL SET FOR JOB IN THE SUN.. THEN GETS KILLED OFF

WE NEED WARTIME MINDSET

Putin will 'keep going

MERRY RASMUS

Hojlund goals gift Onana a reprieve

ANGE MAKES KUL GETAWAY

Postecoglou spared Glasgow kiss off

HUSH PEPPIES

Now gobsmacked Kyle and Co can't even talk a good game

Merino's special ones

MIKEL GUNNING FOR GLORY

NICE TO SEED YA

Tuchel on duty at last... and he's primed for Brit battle

You can't keep a good Van down

I'M STILL ONE TO BEAT WARNS MIGHTY MIKE

OZ TALK HALTED

Stokes not hyped up over Ashes showdown

One in 5 workers lies to their boss..

SICKIES AND LATENESS BIGGEST FIBS

OUR £115 DAY TRIP TO AFRICA

Mum & son's budget Morocco spin

Not looking good for sleep zombies

A BRIT HAGGARD ON SIX HOURS' KIP

ET FOUND HOME

'Signs of life' spotted on dwarf planet Ceres

Gary agent: CBB? That'll be £50M

LINEKER CASH DEMAND TO APPEAR ON CELEB SPIN-OFF

SLAPBEDDERS

Ladies can't say no to bald men

BOTS SPELL THE END OF TXTS BANTZ

Artificial chat fears

Tragic Liam's 'calls to hotel desk for coke & booze'

BELLBOY CLAIMS

'Victim and witness to Gregg's bullying'

PENNY LANCASTER SPEAKS OUT