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Kellie: Daytime telly showed me how to look like a lady..

Go to the pub & get a six pack

‘YOU CAN HAVE A PINT AND BE FIT’

Hospital dash after psycho gull attack..

BIRD SWOOPS ON HOLIDAYMAKER

CLEVER BOGS

Toilet's the best place to come up with good ideas

Hate Britain

PM VOWS: WE'LL BEAT THE MOBS

Harry: Never kiss your dog on lips!

'IT COULD SPARK NEW PANDEMIC'

£5m POTS OF GOLD..

Olympic heroes to rake in cash from sponsors

LINFORD: I HAVE LOST MY GONGS

Track king's medals 'in house somewhere'

Donald pumps

GOLD TRAINERS 'DESIGNED' BY TRUMP UP FOR £38K ON EBAY

FEARS AS U.S SENDS FIGHTERS

Biden bid to stop all-out war

FINAL BOSS

ETH plans makeover

Jamie dodger

SMITH DENIED HEROIC FIRST TON AS JOE HITS 12K

I'M DOG TIRED

Snoring pets in bedrooms wreck a good night's sleep

Jail photo booth is a drug drop

SNEAKY LAGS IN FRAME

MELV: IT AIN'T HALF HOT FUN

'Bleep show to get it back on TV'

CHEATBOTS!

Thousands of university students caught using Al

Welcome to 32C summer.. for all of 3 days

AND GUESS WHAT, THERE'S CHAOS

SPOTLIFTERS

Celebrity pimple patches trigger a shop theft spree

Playing a round..where's yer tan?

LOVE CHEATS' GOLFING LIES EXPOSED

GULLS WING BOTH WAYS

And so does the.. ahem, cockchafer (it's a beetle!)

Gen Z sickos dunk their biccies in OJ

DISTURBING DIPPING TREND ON RISE

THE MOOFIA

Mobsters buy cows to 'clean' stolen millions

Two good already!

BRITAIN burst out of the blocks to record the nation's best opening day at an Olympics for 44 years.

Only Fools ..and Gators

'BRAVE' DEL BOY IN SWAMP PERIL

RISE OF THE ROMANCE SCAMMERS

Fake lovers con thousands

SCRIPT IS RIGHT FOR DOC ERIK

Ten Hag slowly getting giant of club back on its feet again

Bazball stalls

STOKES AND CO EASE UP AS WINDIES FIGHT BACK

A Brad start

NEW BOSS ARTHUR'S PAIN

LIGHTS OUT FOR £2M TYSON PAD

Strict rules for boxer's new gaff

£8 a pint..in Spoons!

HEAVY LEVY ON BEVVY