Simply the best for BRIT awards

THE BRITS have axed males and females. What? Help! Oh, I see.

What I meant to say was that the BRIT Awards have axed male and female categories… that’s more like it.

So, will the winner simply be known just as Best – or, as Tina Turner once said, Simply The Best?

It all sounds awfully confusing, but it should at least make the laborious ceremony 40 minutes shorter – and that’s got to be a bonus.