JAMES Bond has been issued a licence to fill… bin bags.
Bosses at the MI5 spy agency have revealed a crack new unit among their ranks – a team of dedicated litter pickers.
The environmental committee, Team Green, is ready to clean up parks and beauty spots.
It’s all part of a drive to make the Security Service more “green”, but the move has caused mirth in some circles.
One senior source told us: “President Putin must be shaking in his boots.”
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