‘HE'S MISERABLE & SCARED...and who can blame him'

Prince Harry struggled with his old life, but his new lifestyle isn’t as rosy as he’d hoped

When Prince Harry’s close friend and confidant, conservationist Dr Jane Goodall said last week that he’s finding life a bit challenging at the moment, it was the understatement of the century.

Crippled by self-doubt over leaving his family in the UK to move to California, the Duke of Sussex has now forced his wife Meghan and son Archie “to go to ground” in Los Angeles amid a growing list of distressing – and downright ludicrous – security breaches.

Last week, after revealing details about their new charity Archewell, cyber-squatters have been buying up online domain names by the dozen, including one chilling anonymous website archewellcharity.com, which demands Harry’s return to the palace. “We will surrender this domain upon the immediate and safe return of Prince Henry Charles Albert David, Duke of Sussex, to Her Majesty’s United Kingdom” it read.

UNDER ATTACK

Similarly, users who search for archewellfoundation.com will find themselves listening to a rendition of Kanye West hit Gold Digger – about a woman who attaches herself to a rich man, obviously a thinly veiled dig at Meghan, 38.

‘Harry is so paranoid... he is full fight-or-flight mode constantly’