UFO DEATH RAYS TURN FOLKS INTO CRISPY CRITTERS!

Congressman claims Earth can't stop space invaders

SPACE aliens are cruising Earth’s skies and oceans’ depths in UFOs armed with terrifying superweapons so advanced they can blast through any man-made defense and instantly turn people into “charcoal briquettes,” warns a U.S. official.

Earth has no defense against ETs, according to Rep. Tim Burchett (R-Tenn.), a member of the House Intelligence Committee, who chillingly claims: “We are out of our league. We couldn’t fight them off if we wanted to. But I don’t think they’re a threat to us, or they would already have attacked!”

Meanwhile, the politician accuses the Pentagon of covering up UFO visits as far back as a 1890 incident in Aurora, Texas, where a reported “airship” crashed into a windmill and a space alien’s body was recovered.