Have you ever felt like you’ve died onstage during a stand-up gig?
When you first start stand-up it happens all the time. It’s because you are terrible but also because you have to play some rough gigs. I once did a party in a farmer’s barn and the stage was a hay loft. As it got dark bats flew past my head — it was like being heckled by vampires!
How do you want to leave this world?
During lovemaking or a funfair-related misadventure.
Do you have any deathbed confessions?
I used to sell death beds relabelled as sun beds.
What’s your last meal?
Bananas served by an aggressive monkey who flies into a jealous rage and kills me.
Are you going to Heaven or Hell?
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