Con artist Rishi has bin rumbled

WE all know politicians have a rocky relationship with facts

The only time a politician tells the truth is when they call another a liar.

And in recent years we ended up being run by one of the greatest bulls***ters of all time.

It seemed to me the only time Boris “Bozo” Johnson wasn’t lying, ironically, was when he was lying down asleep.

So we all hoped caretaker PM Rishi Sunak would be a little more honest.

Turns out he’s gone one better than even his former boss. At least Boris only ever lied to cover his own back.

Rishi now seems to be fibbing about fixing things that never even existed.