THANKFULLY Ruben Amorim has something better to this afternoon than watch his new Manchester United side in action.
Like manage his old team, Sporting Lisbon, against Braga, in what will be his final act before heading to Manchester.
Which saves Amorim from having to view Joshua Zirkzee through his fingers, from behind the sofa of his Lisbon home.
Because this is the safest place to witness Zirkzee in action.
Of all the problems Amorim has inherited as Erik ten Hag's successor, Zirkzee has to be one of the biggest.
One of the truly great mysteries of the Premier League is why United decided to spend the thick end of £40million on him.
Not to mention giving him a five-year contract worth another £28m.
Zirkzee might be a Holland international, but he resembles a pub player or competition winner. Or both rolled into one. How long did the new brains trust at United spend doing due diligence on Zirkzee?
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DARWIN'S EVOLUTION
Reds striker could be key to Kop club's title bid
TAMING A MONSTER
Ruben told by Ruud he will be stunned at club's huge appeal
PLAYING A GYOKER
Amorim has answer to United's scoring riddle at fingertips
BENT WARDERS ON 'INSIDE JOB'
Gangs sneak crims into jails
BLING AND BYE!
Families want pimped-out plots to remember their loved ones
I'm twisting Hollywood's melons man
BEZ FLICK 'SNOW WHITE WITH ZOMBIES'
CHICKEN & EGG RIDDLE IS CRACKED
Boffs: Hens came second
FOOLIN' BAN AT £550 FAN FEST
Strict rules for TV sitcom gathering
Stay-inn boozers drub pub
HOME BARS SURGE
NO FUN HOUSE..
Pat: Show too risky now